Woody the Doorknocker

Everyone's favorite sentient doorknocker


Crafted from dark heavy wood and fine brass that animates as he speaks, Woody is surprisingly charming.


Woody was found in the possession of bugbear scavengers and is now allied with The League. He wants for nothing more than a nice door to rest on. He’s been perfectly willing to follow all commands given to him and will greet and deal with visitors as his masters instruct.

Most amazingly, Woody can telepathically communicate with his masters and thus can serve as an invaluable go-between (although his messages are relayed only at the speed of speech, so he can’t describe everything in a room full of trolls to everyone in the party without an adequate amount of time. Don’t get TOO greedy).

Woody the Doorknocker

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